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Cannibal Kitchen: Dark Skies
“Once you’ve been chosen, you belong to them” So yeah, Dark Skies, I need to confess the fact that this movie ruined me. I’m not even talking about kind of ruined me, I’m talking on the level of...
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Cannibal Kitchen: The Toxic Avenger (1984)
Criminals, beware of the Toxic Avenger. He will kick your butt HARD!! Before there was Kick Ass, the 80′s gave us an adorably nerdy man-child by the name of Melvin Junko. Melvin wasn’t just any Melvin...
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Cannibal Kitchen: Evil Dead (2013)
“The most terrifying film you will ever experience” I don’t know what was better, getting to see this movie at midnight or directly after witnessing a guy fall down a flight of stairs in a tuck and...
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Cannibal Kitchen: M Is For Mascot With A Machete (ABCs Of Death 2)
ABCs Of Death is coming back for round 2 with 26 new Directors, and 26 new ways to die. Even cooler, they are once again hosting an open call to find some hot new horror talent to take the title of...
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Cannibal Kitchen: Your One Stop, Halloween Shop
Halloween is fast approaching and that makes me sad. Yes you read that correctly, and no I wasn’t dropped on my head. The closer Halloween gets the more I realize it’s soon going to be over, and I...
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Cannibal Kitchen: My Favorite Halloween Finds On Etsy
There needs to be an Etsy addiction hotline. Am I right, or am I right? Within the first 5 minutes all willpower flies out the window, and within the next 30 minutes I’m usually getting a phone call...
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Cannibal Kitchen: Maniac (2012)
“I warned you not to go out tonight” I’m not going to lie; I have kind of weird crush on Elijah Wood. I dig his creepy sensitive artist vibe, and I hear in real life he’s a pretty cool dude as well....
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Cannibal Kitchen: The People Under The Stairs
“In every neighborhood there is one house that adults whisper about and children cross the street to avoid.” The People Under The Stairs is one of my favorite underrated films. It has everything you...
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Cannibal Kitchen: Carrie (2013)
“Know Her Name. Fear Her Power” When I first caught wind of a Carrie remake I admittedly thought it was an odd choice. I don’t necessarily agree with a lot of remakes, but I do usually understand why...
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Cannibal Kitchen: You’re Next
“Hunt Sweet Hunt” I’m not going to lie, I’m kind of ashamed at myself for how long it has taken me to get a review up for You’re Next. Spoiler alert, don’t be shocked to see this film on my end of...
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